Monday, September 01, 2008
FLYIN' OUT ON A JET PLANE
In case you're interested, beginning this thursday, September 4th and continuing through Sunday September 7th, I will be preaching at the Liberty Baptist Church in Payneway Arkansas. I'm excited about being in meetings with Bro. Jimmy Strickland and his people. Payneway is about an hour from Memphis, so, if either of my faithful readers happen to be in the Memphis, Tn. area, come fellowship with us.
Posted by Garry Weaver at 4:52 AM
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What, no private jet? What kind of two-bit ministry are you running? You must not be a very good flock-fleecer.
You are very perceptive, David. As a matter of fact, I'm such a poor flock-fleecer that I'm disguising myself as a sack of lard in order to fly as a 25 dollar checked bag.
Garry, that "sack of lard" comment begs for jokes that I am too respectful to make (I know what happens to folks who ridicule bald preachers).
Gee Whiz David,
I thought "sack of lard" was self- deprecating enough to cover most of my appearance and zeal issues. It really hurts that you think there is more to poke fun at. However, you are welcome to take your best shot without fear. I am not personally aquainted with any bears in your area. Actually, I doubt that I could get a bear interested in your boney carcass any way.
No, no -- forgive me! There's no more, honest, Elisha -- er, Garry.
You might be flying over my house. Blow the horn if you do.
I hope you have a good meeting.
Have you considered your carbon footprint?
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