Monday, October 16, 2006

THIS HAS GOTTA BE THE PROBLEM




I think I have figured out why the multitudes are not flocking to hear me preach. The image at the top is an example of what is in my head while I'm trying to prepare my sermon. The bottom is the result when I get to the pulpit.

This has been a difficult confession, but healing can't start until the disease has been identified.

6 comments:

Jeremy Weaver said...

Martyn Lloyd-Jones ain't got nuthin' on you.

Rose~ said...

That doesn't look like an old chevy?

Joe said...

Be HEALED!, brother, be HEALED!!

Garry Weaver said...

Jeremy,
Yes he does. MLJ's sermons had content.

Rose,
Sure it is. It's a '65 Nova.

Joe,
Did you lay your hands on the 'puter screen when you said that?

Gordon Cloud said...

Did you ever consider preaching a sermon about cars? You could drive a hotrod down the center aisle of your church and sit on the hood while you dialogue with your congregation. I'll bet you wouldn't even have to wear a tie!

Garry Weaver said...

Gordon,
No tie? I'll do 'er.